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Best WhatsApp status: How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

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Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m deliberately making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius!

I am not special I’m just a limited edition.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

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If you are bad then I am your dad.

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I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’

Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!

I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.

If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.

I loved a girl and she broke my heart… Now every piece of my heart love different girls.. people called it flirt. Thats not fair.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Excuse Me I Found Something Under My Shoes OMG Its Ur Attitude.

Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.

I was born cool, but global warming made me hot.

Not always ‘Available’ Try your Luck.

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

Childhood is like being drunk…everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life.

Warning – I Know Karate And A Few Oriental Words.

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If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

“Coins Always Make Sound” But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!

My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

Save Water Drink Beer!

I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.

My wife and I were happy for 25 years – then we met.

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I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear” on girls profile picture.

I’m not drunk i’m just chemically off-balanced.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

I’ll marry tht girl who looks pretty on her Aadhar Card.

Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

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lazy People Fact #52812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.

I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

Oh, so you wanna argue? bring it. I got my caps lock on.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status .

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

I’m not virgin, My Life hits me everyday.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Every thing that kills me makes me feel alive

I don’t have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.

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Virginity is not dignity it is just lack of opportunity.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me.

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy.

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Not all men are fools, some stay bachelors.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

Sorry, vegetarians – we can’t pretend anymore.

If you think I am bad then you’re wrong, I’m the worst.

I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

My ‘last seen at’ was just to check your ‘last seen at’…! 😉

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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Lack of attitude Makes your character weak!!

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

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Legends don’t die… I am a living example!

They said I couldn’t, so I did.

My life. My rules. My attitude.

Be a man with a plan. A dude with attitude and a gentleman with a glass.

Always hungry for success.

After all Attitude really does matter, So don’t wait for that.

They said I couldn’t, so I did.

Lack of attitude Makes your character weak!!

My life. My rules. My attitude.

I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.

Laugh with many!! but don’t trust any!!

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Always hungry for success.

A boy is a magical creature – you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can’t lock him out of your heart.

Follow me if you fancy being second.

Laugh with many!! but don’t trust any!!

Follow me if you fancy being second.

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Don’t judge my past, look at my present, I am sure my future is really rocking.

What others think of me is none of my business.

I can’t be the second option!! you either choose me or lose me.

I’m making yesterday jealous by making today awesome!

Treat me well and I’ll double the favor.

Fashion is something that comes from inside.

I’m a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.

A million likes will never be enough if you don’t like yourself.

Tis a personality you can’t handle.

Be yourself, and you can be anything.

I love to walk in Rain, Nobody can see pain in my eyes

No explanation needed. I know I’m right.

Mistakes are proof that you’re trying.

Don’t be busy, be productive.

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A positive attitude can really make dreams come true – it did for me.

I can soar the greatest heights all because I have the courage to fly.

I am that magical wind that can turn into a storm when broken.

I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.

If your path demands you to walk through hell, walk as if you own the place.

I’m making yesterday jealous by making today awesome!

Tough times don’t last but tough people do, remember?

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Am Single!! Not all men are fools!!

Good is not good enough. I deserve more and that’s greatness.

Attitudes are more important than facts.

When you feel like quitting, think about why you started.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

There’s no need to sit at the table when you’re on the menu.

If being Hot is now a Crime, then ARREST ME!

Things won’t get better unless you think better.

Laugh at many but don’t trust any.

A great man is strong because he is gentle.

Pick a good attitude and everything shall fall into place.

Stressed and depressed, but well dressed.

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I’m not crazy; I’ve just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.

My life my rules my passion, my attitude.

Only I can change my own life.

Judge me and I’ll prove you wrong.

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I can’t change my personality. I’ll always smile, but I’ll be more focused.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost.

Practice like you’ve never won. Perform like you’ve never lost.

I think I’m cool. That’s all that matters.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

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I don’t compare myself with others. I know I am the best in my own way.

I will win not immediately, but Definitely.

Be smart, but never show it.

Impossible is my speciality.

I’m sorry if you don’t understand my level of thinking.

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I can’t stop being awesome. It’s in my blood.

I do good but I am not an angel. I do sin, but I am not a devil.

Train your brain to see great in everything.

I’m not crazy; I’ve just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.

I can’t change my personality. I’ll always smile, but I’ll be more focused.

I think I’m cool. That’s all that matters.

Be smart, but never show it.

I do good but I am not an angel. I do sin, but I am not a devil.

Change ‘ONE DAY’ into ‘TODAY

I define my own life. I don’t let people write my script.

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I’m free – I’m free, An’ I’m waiting for you to follow me.

Don’t look back you’re not going that way.

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Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.

Attitude is like a wristwatch. Every watch shows different time than other and everyone thinks his watch is showing the right time.

I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.

I am who I am today because of the choice I made yesterday.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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The more weird you are, the more fun you are.

I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

I am only responsible for what I convey not for what you understand.

I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.

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A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.

Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.

Being single is my attitude.

Attitude is everything, so pick a good one!

Beauty is only skin deep. Attitude is down to the bone.

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I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

I don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie.

The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.

I’m not single. I’m just romantically challenged.

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The road to success is always under construction.

A smile suits every kinds of clothes.

I am too lazy to be lazy.

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My last seen at was just to check your last seen at.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

Yes I’m smiling but you’re not the reason anymore.

I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’ m right.

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At least don’t make someone fall in love with you when you can’t love them forever, you’ve no idea how much it suffocates to be in love with someone who stops loving you…

Enjoy it, before it melts. Life is like Icecream.

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I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ that way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘your password is incorrect’.

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It’s not an attitude , it’s the way I am.

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful! Then I look at you and I think I’ll look at the moon again?!

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.

I look at people sometimes and think…Really? That’s the sperm that won.

Time is precious waste it wisely.

I’ll marry the girl who looks pretty on her Aadhar Card.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

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My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.

They say don’t drink and drive. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle.

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth.

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

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I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

I will not delete you or block you. I’m keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you..

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with you.

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Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Behind every successful man, there stands a surprised woman.

Attitude is like an underwear Don’t show it just wore it.

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

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My first name and your last name would sound great together.

Beauty fades after time, but personality is forever.

Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that’s when the truth comes out.

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

Relationships these days start by pressing like on her photo.

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Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

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If people are talking behind your back, be happy that your the one in front.

Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.

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The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Happiness comes with a price tag. If you are smiling, You have already paid for it in past.

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

When a door closes, an incognito window opens.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.

I’m sorry that I’m not updating my facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

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Galileo: Great mind. Einstein: Genius mind. Newton: Extraordinary mind. Bill Gates: Brilliant mind. Me: Never mind.

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me.

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Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a facebook account.

Dream is not complete by sleeping.

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.

Don’t talk to me B’coz I was attached easily!

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.

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Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status.

People with status don’t need status.

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I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

You may not perfect in many things… But many things cannot perfect without you.

It’s funny how people say they miss, but don’t even make an effort to even see you.

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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The best revenge is massive success.

Life is journey. I am traveller.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

I am not failed. my success is just postponed.

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

Nowadays cool means I really don’t care.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in australia.

I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.

Give me a photo of you so I can show santa what I want for christmas.

If plan ‘a’ didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! So stay cool.

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.

Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

I’m not broken. I’m FREE!

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Life goes on, with or without you.

Like a boss!

Too occupied to even consider being upset..Let it go..!!

Your Attitude + Your Choices = Your Life

I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.

I don’t have to deal with your attitude. I have my own.

I can. I Will. End of Story

Champs never quit, Quitters always lose

I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.

Treat me great and I’ll treat you better.

I’m not old, I’m energetically tested.

Live, don’t simply exist.

One who dares, wins!

I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.

I was born to stand out.

It seems impossible until you get it done.

Be the best version of yourself.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

Your mindset determines your future state.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.

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The more I find myself, the more people I lose.

The chapter in my life with you is called happiness.

Alcohol you later.

I don’t lose. Either I win or I learn.

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I’m a warrior, not a worrier.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

You need to be ‘odd’ to become number ‘one’.

I realize I am constantly… SPECIAL

I don’t have an Attitude, I have a Personality you can’t deal with.

Positive anything is superior to a negative nothing.

Make them stop and gaze.

It’s cool being me!

You cannot handle my swag.

I play LIFE like a pro!

Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.

I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.

My door is always open to you, so feel free to leave.

I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.

I was born to stand out.

If you obey all the rules, you will miss the fun.

Alcohol you later.

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

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Revenge is not my plan, you f*ck yourself on your own.

I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

I am what I am… I will never try to be someone else.

Stay loyal or stay away from me.

You cannot handle my swag.

If my swag was a movie it would be sold out every day.

You turn the page, I burn the book.

Swag Is Just Like Common Sense It’s Rare In The Human Species.

Remember when you were better than me? Ya neither I do.

Just the way I carry my swag and I’m humble with it too. – Lil Herb

Hopped up out the bed / Turn my swag on – Soulja Boy

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Destroy what destroy you.

If they want to leave, hold the door open for them.

My life, my way. Nothing else really matters.

My life, My choice, My mistakes, My lessons, None of your business.

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You need to be ‘odd’ to become number ‘one’.

Live, don’t simply exist.

Being classy isn’t a choice. it’s a lifestyle.

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

Swag is not something you wear, it is something you are born with.

Champs never quit, Quitters always lose.

All I have ever wanted to be is who I am becoming.

Everything is great when you don’t give a shit.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

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